CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER ONE:
“Shiny Things & Muddy Pastels"
EPISODES 2-11
The budding LA know-it-all starts to suspect that she might not know very much about LA. And even less about herself.
"Hats shouldn't just fit your head..they should fit your essence."
Tinsel instructs her viewers on how to find the perfect "essence hat", admits a shocking affinity to glitter eyeshadow and, along the way, meets a carb-obsessed caveman named Mike.
Traveling east of one's comfort zone can have unexpected consequences, especially when driving A.S.A.P to the D.M.V for a super-cute P.H.O.T.O on your brand-new ID. TT: Totally True.
Tinsel gives a language lesson on LA slang and – more importantly – the dictionary’s urgent need for a very shiny and very personalized new verb.
A routine beauty routine turns ugly when Tinsel discovers the whittled remains of her beloved "beauty bar", carelessly dropped onto the shower floor by her careless and clueless arch nemesis: her mother.
Tinsel helps a new follower with her LA spin on a classic dilemma: what to do when you crave pie after a nice piece of steak.
Tinsel reveals her #1 LA life hack for the common cold: by turning her Robitussin into lemonade. And her Sick Day into a Spa Day.
By discovering and then her channeling inner Oprah, Tinsel also discovers her one true calling in life: helping the masses of hapless, hopeless others become more happening.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, and sometimes it doesn’t; sometimes your mother knocks, and knocks your opportunity. In this episode, a persistent knocking drives Tinsel from her bed into her bedroom closet, where opportunity knocks once again.
Tinsel teaches the rules of the road by taking to the streets of LA with a brand-new Mystery Segment. And makes a begrudging admirer. Sort of.
Trying to expand her coffee horizons, Tinsel ventures outside her comfort zone yet again, this time returning home with a haiku, her own version of PTSD, and a coffee mug.